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WELCOME TO THE MOUSE PAD
Some tips and tricks for the computer user.

Work hard and then sit back and relax for a spell. You will know it is time to rest when:

You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 7.0."

The biggest loss from a system crash is that you lost all of your best jokes.

You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile. :-)

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Rules for the Handling and Care of Diskettes

RULE 1: Diskettes cannot be backed up by running them through a copy machine.
RULE 2: Periodically spray diskettes with insecticide to prevent system bugs from spreading.
RULE 3: Never insert a diskette into the drive upside down. The data can fall off
the surface of the disk and jam the intricate mechanics of the drive.

THINK !!!! It's a good practice for when the computer is down. :-)

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

Don't byte off more than you can view.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Error 015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

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